I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
Life Hack: do not cough when you’re on your period
dont sneeze either. nor should you breathe.